mart Ones says: Low-fat cookie-flavored ice cream over a crumbly cookie crust topped with fudge sauce with cookie dough crumbles Abi says: I'm not sure I can ever again convince myself to purchase a Smart Ones frozen dessert. Sure, the cookie dough was the same as every other mass-produced 'safe' cookie dough, but the ice cream was a glutinous goo that stuck to my gums.